things i resolved to do but never got around to doing for the holidays!!

OH NO!
OH NO!
BUT..........................................OH YES!! IT IS THE HOLIDAYS PEOPLE..

These are a list of things i had resolved to do for the holidays:

1. finish all my homework
2.watch minimum TV
3. dont sit on my butt for more than 10 minutes
4. preread my history for next year
5. dont get more than 2 crushes
6. drink not more than 1 cup of coffee a week
7. drink a glass of milk everyday
8. stop calling my dog bad names like stupid and fatty because dogs also have feelings
9. dont fight with the parental units
10. minimize chocolate intake


OBVIOUSLY I NEVER CARRIED OUT ANY OF THOSE RESOLUTIONS. THIS IS WHAT I DID INSTEAD:

1. never touched any of my homework instead i lazed around the house reading chicklit novels!
2. proud to say i watched 4 hours of TV everyday......maybe even more
3. sat on my butt for a minimum of 1 hour
4. PAH! ANTI- SEJARAH PHASE. .....actually its not a phase but a necessity
5. had about 50 crushes
6. drank 2 cups of coffee per-day
7. drank a glass of milk in one month
8. passed time insulting my dog...........its cruel but FUN! MUAHAHAHAHAH.......
9.had fights with the parental units every 3 days
10. i'm a CHOCAHOLIC. need i say more?

WORLD DOMINATION BY SUPER PUMPKIN! MUAHAHAHAHA..........

(trumpets sounding,little pumpkin minions scattered all around chanting: super pumpkin,
you are the best,
you look like a munchkin,
but you always succeed the test. MUAHAHAHA)






ALAS! not again! SUPER PUMPKIN : the superb supervillain, strikes again!NOOOOOOOOOO.......This time, this super villain is on the hunt for the world's leading pumpkin farmers. BEWARE. his super secret evil masterplan (which was broad casted on live radio yesterday), is to kidnap these pumpkin farmers and force them to grow high -breed evil pumpkins like himself to fill up the private island he bought himself ie- EVIL PUMPKIN LAND!.

WHO WILL STOP THIS INFAMOUS BUT HANDSOMELY ,CHARMINGLY, AWESOME SUPER VILLAIN? find out in the next episode of......................SUPER PUMPKIN!

LESSONS FROM A YODA TWIG

OK...we were given an essay to write based on a twig. this is my story:

I was walking in the school field when i heard someone calling my name. i turned to find my best friend Nate running towards me. i studied him as he approached me and he sure did not look like a blind person to me. 'Sephy,' he said. ' why were you so depressed in school today? you were unusually quiet but of course that was very much appreciated!' the nerve of him! i glared at him and then realized that it was wasted as he could not see me.

'well, my parents will not buy me the latest iPOD! i begged and begged but they would not listen. i told my father this was a matter between life and death but he just asked me to pass the salt!' i ranted out without even thinking about what i was saying.

oh.oh. bad mistake! james started yelling at me,"Sephy! you shoud start realizing that the world does not revolve around you only!"

i was confused for a minute. then i said,"james? what's the problem?do u want an iPOD as well?"

James said," Sephy! i have something to show u! close ur eyes." 

"what?no way!"i said.

"sephy, please?" 

"fine. but only for a minute."

i closed my eyes and then James slid something into my hands. it was the most beautiful thing i had ever touched! it was smooth but had little richety bumps on it. whatever it was, i wanted one. maybe it was a new gadget or something.

james asked,"what do u think it is?"

i shrugged. he then proceeded to ask me to open my eyes and..........OMG! IT WAS A MERE TWIG!

but it had felt so exotic and awesome in my hand. i looked at james with pity and said,"u go through ur whole life thinking every stupid thing like a twig is exotic and beautiful when in fact it's worthless."

james countered,"on the contrary, ur the one who is losing out. i manage to live my life appreciating god's creation but you and every other person in this planet don't even notice it!"

he then walked away leaving me to ponder about his words.....

                                                            -THE END-

 

MY HORRIBLY STUPID AND ANNOYING BROTHERS!

yikes! look at that. thats just an everyday example of how my brothers torture my life from day to day. i dont even know how i'm related to them. this picture is actually a pic of Jesse McCartney which my eldest bro decapitated. i woke up this morning and lo behold: my screen saver had grown horns and a tail! my eldest bro is 21 and the second bro is 20 but both still act like a bunch of annoying and immature brats.

my eldest bro has dreams of earning his first million as soon as he's 22. sadly, that dream will not be happening as he's still studying and working part-time in mcdonalds. he once created a mini bomb. he has also created a laser but it was confiscated by my dad because my bro was annoying the neighbors by shining it into their bedrooms at 3 am in the morning!

anyhow, moving on. my second bro is the biggest yellow- livered chicken in the world. last year, we went for a walk on a sunday. he had a 'genius' idea to take a short cut. when we took the short cut, it turned out to be a dead-end. we were about to turn back when suddenly a group of dogs ( about 6-7 of them) came running towards us barking their heads off and foaming at the mouth. i was about to run when my bro shouted ' dont run' . i turned around to ask him what to do only to see him running away screaming like a girl. the dogs surrounded me and a few of the started nipping at my leg. then, the owner ( my savior) came and called the dogs off me. i was already sobbing by then. this just goes to show that my so called brave brother is actually a COWARD!

another fine example of this theory is that when we were at my house in johor, we were having a bit of a wasp problem as there was a wasp hive on a tree near the house. all the guys went out one afternoon to burn down the hive. when they were setting the hive on fire, the swarm came out.( it wasnt really a well taught out plan but hel-lo, they are guys. what do u expect?) all of them ran back towards the car. my bro who was screaming reached there first and jumped into the car locking the door behind him. everyone else was banging on the door frantically but my bro dint open it. then, he heard a weird noise inside the car. a wasp had come in! he let out a piercing scream, unlocked the door, jumped out knocking two people to the ground and ran down the road.

in the end he got a tiny wasp bite. as a drama queen, he made a big scene of it. he insisted on being carried home and was shouting all the way that he was gonna die.

so, now you know why my bro's drive me crazy!?!!

my life!!

ok. lets get this fact up front first. i was forced to write this post by blasted maniac aka debbie. my life... hmmm..... i think the best way to describe it would be ordinary with hints of insanity, stupidity and fantasy. i like to think of myself as the average girl-next-door type but there are tonnes of people who beg to differ! i have this group of wacky,adorable and lovable besties whom i say are more like my family than my family itself. they are FIONA,DEBRA,AMELIA and WENN YUE. we strive to have fun while raising hell in school. moving on, my family. they consist of my two idiotic and smart brothers,my parents and my awesome but stupid dog. if you were to ask me who i loved most in my family i would say my dog. it's a really stupid creature. i mean, it eats soap and then pretends it dying! and then eats soap again! weird.........

my loves basically revolve around chocolate, watching CHUCK, playing GUITAR HERO, and playing tennis not to mention reading. my current fave book is TWILIGHT. i have to admit i'm a romance junkie. anyway, if someone were to ask me how i'd spend a typical weekend, i would say, playing tennis and lounging in front of the tv watching crap like 'killer tomatoes from hell' while eating chocolate. healthy right?

i think that's about it about my boring life. i'm of to play a round of guitar hero with my brother so toodles!

ps: AS A RESULT OF STAYING IN UK FOR 12 YEARS, MY DAD DEVELOPED AN IRRITATING BRITISH ACCENT WHICH HE HAS TROUBLE GETTING RID OF. IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING MOST OF THE TIME.

why are all hot guyz gay?

it's a known fact! almost 70% of all the guyz you think look cute turn out to be gay! it just goes to show that all guys wanna be like us girls! we were the ones god made first. guyz were made with all the leftover! no offence dudes. lol. anyhow, the following story goes to show juz how right i am. i was playing tennis with a friend at her condo when suddenly from the distance i saw this tall woman walking towards us. as she advanced closer, i was tranfixed by a pair of perfect double D'S! i mean those babies were masive. and then.............the women spoke. she said: hye! it turns out the women was actually a guy. and.....he/she/it actually looked pretty good. i would have been fooled if it was not for the voice! anyway, back to the topic. i just found out channing tatum is gay! sad but....true. he was every red- blooded female's fantasy and POOF....the fantasy disappeared as soon as the news arrived. even if it turns out he's not gay, i would still think of him that way. the info will never leave my head. *sigh* anyhow, i have to go and drool over more pictures of joe jonas. so...i'm signing of.

(this piece was written when its writer was delirious!)


-pumpkin princess

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