things i resolved to do but never got around to doing for the holidays!!

OH NO!
OH NO!
BUT..........................................OH YES!! IT IS THE HOLIDAYS PEOPLE..

These are a list of things i had resolved to do for the holidays:

1. finish all my homework
2.watch minimum TV
3. dont sit on my butt for more than 10 minutes
4. preread my history for next year
5. dont get more than 2 crushes
6. drink not more than 1 cup of coffee a week
7. drink a glass of milk everyday
8. stop calling my dog bad names like stupid and fatty because dogs also have feelings
9. dont fight with the parental units
10. minimize chocolate intake


OBVIOUSLY I NEVER CARRIED OUT ANY OF THOSE RESOLUTIONS. THIS IS WHAT I DID INSTEAD:

1. never touched any of my homework instead i lazed around the house reading chicklit novels!
2. proud to say i watched 4 hours of TV everyday......maybe even more
3. sat on my butt for a minimum of 1 hour
4. PAH! ANTI- SEJARAH PHASE. .....actually its not a phase but a necessity
5. had about 50 crushes
6. drank 2 cups of coffee per-day
7. drank a glass of milk in one month
8. passed time insulting my dog...........its cruel but FUN! MUAHAHAHAHAH.......
9.had fights with the parental units every 3 days
10. i'm a CHOCAHOLIC. need i say more?