OH NO!
OH NO!
BUT..........................................OH YES!! IT IS THE HOLIDAYS PEOPLE..
These are a list of things i had resolved to do for the holidays:
1. finish all my homework
2.watch minimum TV
3. dont sit on my butt for more than 10 minutes
4. preread my history for next year
5. dont get more than 2 crushes
6. drink not more than 1 cup of coffee a week
7. drink a glass of milk everyday
8. stop calling my dog bad names like stupid and fatty because dogs also have feelings
9. dont fight with the parental units
10. minimize chocolate intake
OBVIOUSLY I NEVER CARRIED OUT ANY OF THOSE RESOLUTIONS. THIS IS WHAT I DID INSTEAD:
1. never touched any of my homework instead i lazed around the house reading chicklit novels!
2. proud to say i watched 4 hours of TV everyday......maybe even more
3. sat on my butt for a minimum of 1 hour
4. PAH! ANTI- SEJARAH PHASE. .....actually its not a phase but a necessity
5. had about 50 crushes
6. drank 2 cups of coffee per-day
7. drank a glass of milk in one month
8. passed time insulting my dog...........its cruel but FUN! MUAHAHAHAHAH.......
9.had fights with the parental units every 3 days
10. i'm a CHOCAHOLIC. need i say more?
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hey, its me myra!!!
i did not revise my sejarah either, i wanted to, but i don't have the text book and i refuse to read anything else except the text book
(that's the story if my mum asks anyway)
but i did do some of my homework for the first time, but obviously i did not finish it, being me, but it is so cruel that they should give us homework on holidays.... i think they should look up the definition of holiday in the dictionary. oh, and whats wrong with insulting pets? yes they have feelings but they (fortunately) speak a different language than we do, so we can insult them all we like, they cant get sad if they dont understand us!
i call my cat stuff like whore and fat ass because i think my back alley cat is the mother of 90% of the kittens where i live. and since she is pregnant all the time, she mostly is a fat ass.
but as much as i verbally abuse my used-to-be-my cat. i do not hurt it physically, no matter how many times she gives birth in my backyard and i have to clean the mess up and feel like muting the male cat who got her pregnant in the first place... then again i can't really blame him, my used-to-be-my cat is a whore... i regret having named her boo, she is every cat's boo now. much to my jealousy.
where's that cat? i net to verbally abuse something.
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