yikes! look at that. thats just an everyday example of how my brothers torture my life from day to day. i dont even know how i'm related to them. this picture is actually a pic of Jesse McCartney which my eldest bro decapitated. i woke up this morning and lo behold: my screen saver had grown horns and a tail! my eldest bro is 21 and the second bro is 20 but both still act like a bunch of annoying and immature brats.
my eldest bro has dreams of earning his first million as soon as he's 22. sadly, that dream will not be happening as he's still studying and working part-time in mcdonalds. he once created a mini bomb. he has also created a laser but it was confiscated by my dad because my bro was annoying the neighbors by shining it into their bedrooms at 3 am in the morning!
anyhow, moving on. my second bro is the biggest yellow- livered chicken in the world. last year, we went for a walk on a sunday. he had a 'genius' idea to take a short cut. when we took the short cut, it turned out to be a dead-end. we were about to turn back when suddenly a group of dogs ( about 6-7 of them) came running towards us barking their heads off and foaming at the mouth. i was about to run when my bro shouted ' dont run' . i turned around to ask him what to do only to see him running away screaming like a girl. the dogs surrounded me and a few of the started nipping at my leg. then, the owner ( my savior) came and called the dogs off me. i was already sobbing by then. this just goes to show that my so called brave brother is actually a COWARD!
another fine example of this theory is that when we were at my house in johor, we were having a bit of a wasp problem as there was a wasp hive on a tree near the house. all the guys went out one afternoon to burn down the hive. when they were setting the hive on fire, the swarm came out.( it wasnt really a well taught out plan but hel-lo, they are guys. what do u expect?) all of them ran back towards the car. my bro who was screaming reached there first and jumped into the car locking the door behind him. everyone else was banging on the door frantically but my bro dint open it. then, he heard a weird noise inside the car. a wasp had come in! he let out a piercing scream, unlocked the door, jumped out knocking two people to the ground and ran down the road.
in the end he got a tiny wasp bite. as a drama queen, he made a big scene of it. he insisted on being carried home and was shouting all the way that he was gonna die.
so, now you know why my bro's drive me crazy!?!!
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