it's a known fact! almost 70% of all the guyz you think look cute turn out to be gay! it just goes to show that all guys wanna be like us girls! we were the ones god made first. guyz were made with all the leftover! no offence dudes. lol. anyhow, the following story goes to show juz how right i am. i was playing tennis with a friend at her condo when suddenly from the distance i saw this tall woman walking towards us. as she advanced closer, i was tranfixed by a pair of perfect double D'S! i mean those babies were masive. and then.............the women spoke. she said: hye! it turns out the women was actually a guy. and.....he/she/it actually looked pretty good. i would have been fooled if it was not for the voice! anyway, back to the topic. i just found out channing tatum is gay! sad but....true. he was every red- blooded female's fantasy and POOF....the fantasy disappeared as soon as the news arrived. even if it turns out he's not gay, i would still think of him that way. the info will never leave my head. *sigh* anyhow, i have to go and drool over more pictures of joe jonas. so...i'm signing of.
(this piece was written when its writer was delirious!)
-pumpkin princess
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